Just Another Blog
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
 
Random Jottings

Is it possible that I enjoy bourbon a little bit more every time I drink it?

The internal monologue of an interesting character is interesting.

When it comes to choosing your church, remember, now more than ever, you have a choice in picking a god who will love and forgive you for a very reasonable price.

My approval ratings can't afford to sink any lower.

She told me, "It's not about the intimacy; it's about the orgasms," and I had to agree.

"I'm not as smart as Dostoevsky; I'm not as clever as Mark Twain," and it kills me sometimes.

With increasing regularity I long for love.