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Saturday, May 05, 2007
Bad Advice I'm always reading pick-up tips, dating tips, sex tips, stuff like that. Now I don't seem to have many opportunities to actually practice any of these things, but I find it interesting to read about how other people interact with one another. So, that's how I got to reading this MSN article with tips for guys on how to "make your move." In terms of mouth-to-mouth affection, your first couple of dates should be relatively chaste: A peck on the cheek; a lingering smooch on the corner of the lip, a gentle close-lipped kiss on the mouth. If she’s still with you after, say, three dates, it’s safe to assume she appreciates your touch—but that doesn’t mean you should go changing your name to Feelie McGropington.Who dates like this? I'd expect to be making out at the end of date one, and, if there's a second date, well, from that point on, anything might happen. If a girl wouldn't make out with me after a second date, I would figure that she just wasn't interested in making out with me at all. While past performance is not indicative of my future success, I have found that, generally, by the second outing my dates have been drunk enough to want to get me into bed. But I now need to get me a first date first. |
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