Sex Post

My father thinks I should date a girl from work as long as she isn't in my department, a subordinate, or above me in the chain of command. The ones I might be interested in aren't.

Pretty much everything you need to know about female ejaculation.

I think dating at work is generally a bad idea. I've had bad experiences with it that included too much deception.

NY Times article on the keys to sexual desire suggests women may tend to be "sexually ambidextrous".

But, to be fair, I've had wonderful experiences with it that included lingerie and handcuffs.

Also from The Times, a scientist suggests women have sexual preferences but not a sexual orientation.

When I was a bartender, I never got laid because I was a bartender. I do suspect that the skills have helped subsequently, however.

"I'm gonna need $24,000. It's for my vagina." It's 9 minutes long, and I may be the only one to find it funny. And really, the last few minutes aren't very funny. But it's called Goodnight, Vagina, so that's something.

I have been playing with an idea for many months to start an anonymous blog where I could write all of the sexually charged stories, scenarios, jokes, and funny thoughts that always seem to be near the front of my mind without much worry that they might be associated with my name in a Google search the way this post is. I would put the Google adsense ads on there to see what I could generate with all my naughty keywords.

MRI images of coitus were big on the internet a few weeks ago even though the study dates to 1999.

Here's a funny video about sexual consent forms. Article 17? I'm down for at least 15 minutes.

One last - a song ('cause I need it). Gimmie Some Action!

Breaking news - New American Idol sex tape coming soon!

Jonathan 4/11/2007 05:42:00 PM