My sister endured twenty-one hours of hard, unmedicated labor to issue forth this little fella. I'm calling him Billy Joe, although his parents, apparently, are not. Seven pounds, eight ounces, and twenty point two five inches long. He's approaching three weeks and doing well. The kid got real good genes from both sides and is likely to be as smart as he is cute. Jonathan 6/26/2006 07:29:00 PM
Some parts true. Many made-up.
Songs don't stay posted long.
All photos are manipulated.
Denver