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Thursday, March 10, 2005
 
How I Would Handle It

These guys who won't get off the plane, but who have no weapons other than their seated asses and a bit of determination, here's what I would do.

I would put on an inflight movie of the hostage take down at the ballet in Russia. I would announce that the KGB has been working on a new version of that gas which last time killed 1 in 10 (guessing here). I would let them know that the gas was going off in two minutes.

And I would gas the shit out of them while I screamed, "GET OUT OF MY PLANE!" over a bullhorn cranked-up to about 8.