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Sunday, January 02, 2005
 
Half Thoughts

* - I know why Alzheimers patients touch themselves. I can't explain it, exactly, but I know why.

* - When I turn 40, I'm moving to Manhattan and drinking myself to death.

* - I feel like everything about me is second-rate.

* - Wine for dinner, again.

* - Does "getting fucked-up" count as a hobby?

* - Sex is like communism: in the ideal it's perfect, in practice it's a little messier.

* - "The shit's chess, not checkers." Denzel Washington, Training Day

* - You can't spell NASCAR without scar. Alternatively: Putting the scar back in NASCAR.

* - I'm trailing off...