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Wednesday, June 30, 2004
 
Eons

It doesn't so much bother me that I haven't had sex in eons; it bothers me that no one has really seemed very interested.

But I got a plan. It's the same plan I've had before and for a long time.

See, pretty soon my house will be all in order. Then, I will be able to start looking for gainful employment. Once I get settled into my new job then I can start concentrating on getting in shape, because, you see, I need to be in shape anyway for the wedding on the beach (la boda en la playa) in November. And once I drop twenty-five pounds (or at least swap a bunch of fat for muscle) then the ladies may seem more interested.

That's probably everybody's plan. But it's far, far, far off into the future...