Assuming, as is destined and has been foretold, that I win the Powerball jackpot tomorrow evening, it won't be long before you are all invited to my new party resort for, well, a party. I'll need some staff ready to live there for an extended period. Stu has expressed reservations about cutting grass on the roof, so I'm definitely still looking for a horticulturist. Acapulco gold and all that good stuff. Jonathan 5/04/2004 02:50:00 PM
Some parts true. Many made-up.
Songs don't stay posted long.
All photos are manipulated.
Denver