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Monday, April 14, 2003
 
Sex in Scandinavia

Salmon, saunas, erotic aquaparks, low population density: it's all available in Scandinavia and leads to plenty of wilderness recreating.
Mountains and romantic woods, picturesque lakes and meadows always inspire northern [and western -- Ed.] people for having outdoor sex. It never occurs to anyone that someone might catch them making out. The population density in Scandinavian countries is very low, so there is hardly an opportunity for two Scandinavian hot-blooded couples to find themselves in one and the same spot.

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Polar days last in the north for months as well. This is a celebration time for trolls, elves and other magical naughty creatures. Their influence on Scandinavian people is immense. This is the time when wildest orgies happen. Scandinavians leave their European neighbors in the dust, when it comes to that kind of entertainment.

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Salmon shows a special influence on a human organism. It is believed in Scandinavian countries that salmon is a source of inexhaustible male potency. Thursday is considered to be a fish day in all Scandinavian restaurants. This is an important preparation for a weekend. Scandinavian people are very educated in the art of love.
I'll have to keep all of this in meind if I ever get a job and can plan a vacation. In the mean time, at least I have an idea of what to cook for dinner.