Bums are getting all liquored up on mouthwash in Boston. A cop who frequently deals with these Scope-aholics reports that the overwhelming scent of mouthwash seaps from every pore. Well, it seems to me to be a step in the right direction. Now if the folks over at Think Geek who make the caffeinated soap could just make an alcohol-laced soap that coul be absorbed transdermally, we would go a long way to cleaning up the homeless problem once and for all. Jonathan 1/06/2003 09:06:00 AM
Some parts true. Many made-up.
Songs don't stay posted long.
All photos are manipulated.
Denver