Segway, the personal transporter formerly known as Ginger and It, will face lawsuits as soon as it hits the market according to this article. Lawyers are lining up to find pedestrians who will eventually be nudged by a passing Segway and be traumatized by irreparable pain and suffering. Well, maybe a little money would help to ease the pain. You can start preparing your lawsuit by visiting www.sue-it.com. Jonathan 8/27/2002 09:10:00 AM
Some parts true. Many made-up.
Songs don't stay posted long.
All photos are manipulated.
Denver