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Thursday, July 11, 2002
Fark Jokes Fark has a list of people's all time favorite jokes. As I turn in for the evening over 600 have already been posted. I'm only a third of the way through. If you want something to make you smile, go just start reading them. Here's one to get you started that I don't ever remember hearing. There were twin sisters just celebrating their one hundreth birthday in a nursing home. The editor of the local newspaper, tells his photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year-old twins. Now, one of the twins still had her hearing, but the other was nearly deaf. The photographer asked them to sit together on the sofa. The deaf one said to her twin, “WHAT DID HE SAY?” ”HE SAID, WE HAVE TO SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” “Now move a little closer together”, said the cameraman. Again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE” So the two sisters wiggled and scooted up next to each other and began to smile for the camera. “Just hold those smiles a bit longer, I’ve got to focus the camera”, said the photographer. Yet again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!” With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, “OH DEAR - BOTH OF US?" |
Some parts true. Many made-up.
Songs don't stay posted long.
All photos are manipulated.
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