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Monday, April 08, 2002
 
Zing!

From the Best of the Web: Arkansas' public schools have long been known for the poor quality of their sex-education programs; some graduates don't even know the definition of "sexual relations."


Also from Best of the Web:
"Scores of monkeys have swamped a girls' college in the hill resort of Darjeeling in eastern India, destroying thousands of books, stalling classes, clawing and slapping the students," the Indo-Asian News Service reports. "The monkeys have torn to shreds at least 6,000 books in the library and broken furniture. The damage to property caused by them exceeds Rs.60,000 [$1,200]."

Local authorities "say their hands are tied as local residents oppose any action against the monkeys, considered scared by Hindus."
I would swear that I saw a similar episode of The Simpsons.