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Saturday, April 13, 2002
 
Rhinestone Cowboy

Ok, you probably already saw this link on InstaPundit, but in case Glenn wasn't convincing enough to get you to read the article I have more to add.
I read in a magazine that the newest New York trend is a complete (Brazilian) waxing of the pubic hair and the application of RHINESTONES in a variety of designs. WHO WANTS RHINESTONES ON THEIR VAGINA? This is clear evidence that people who live in New York have far too much money to be rational, normal people. Additionally, taking it all off, is tres en vogue, as is the pubic hair shaping option.

One hopeless romantic confessed to me that his fantasy is pubic hair in the shape of a heart.

Another boy said that Mickey Mouse would be "hot."

Ummm. That's dirty. Is that why they have old people in Disney commercials these days?

As far as total removal, I was informed that this question is completely reliant upon the vagina. (I kid you not). Some people can pull it off, others just can't. "You gotta have the right type. It's gotta be a really, really nice vagina."

WHERE am I to go to find out whether I qualify? Do you know any vagina appraisers?
Well, I know a number of aspiring vagina appraisers. Email me for more information.