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Saturday, April 27, 2002
 
Rectal Hygiene Solution

Before you cringe unnecessarily, go check this out (link via FARK). With features like
The Family Nozzle: "This is great for the whole family especially when grandma has a raging case of the ‘roids or when your bulimic sister’s laxatives kick in."
Bidet Nozzles: "According to company literature the bidet nozzle 'is extremely well suiting for dealing with these uniquely feminine problems'."
And the real selling point: The Dryer: "No more reaching around those hard to reach places."