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Monday, April 01, 2002
 
Drugs Legalized - For the Employed

I am always a big fan of The Onion. This story though is absolutely tops.
"Drugs are addictive, and that's true whether you're a ghetto gang member or a Harvard-educated entertainment lawyer," Hutchinson said. "But the cold, hard truth is, if the ghetto kid gets hooked, he isn't going to clean up in a rehab clinic in Palm Springs and maybe even become president, now, is he? That's why we need to protect the less fortunate among us with the threat of arrest and incarceration."
If the libertarians succeed, this story may one day run in the Washington Post. Ok, maybe the Washington Times...