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Friday, March 22, 2002
You probably all saw the report (via Drudge) about schools warning parents about their overweight kids. The folks over at Protein Wisdom appear to have snagged a copy of the letter. Here is one of the paragraphs. (Linked from Vodka Pundit - and read the whole letter) So what's the problem? You guys are fat, too, is that it? Or ridiculously poor and unable to afford anything other than fish sticks, Mac-'n'-Cheese, and Ramen Noodles to feed the little heifer? Hey, it happens. And the Lehigh County School Board understands! Which is why we've included (along with this letter) the pamphlet, Sweat Like the Normal Kids Do. In it you'll find some tips on how to improve Junior's health (first and foremost, by making his fat ass far less repugnant to the better-looking and more socially successful children in school). We particularly draw your attention to page 2: If You Weren't So Fat, the Bullies Couldn't Catch You! -- in which is outlined a rigorous 5-step program aimed at convincing that dumpy offspring of yours to mix in a salad every now and then, y'know? T'wouldn't kill you either, come to think of it... |
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